OMG - Deadly "Clusters" attack W.V. Schoolchildren

But have no fear, the Center for Disease Control, The American Journal of Public Health, and the Center for Science in the Public Interest have rushed to investigate (and pontificate). And what DO the head Nannies think will Save Our Chiiil-dren?: "...fast-food-free zones around schools that would "remove noxious elements in the food environments that schoolchildren are exposed to every day"

Here are a couple of the "victims" of this "deadly disease"